s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

carrionofmywaywardson:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.

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I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever laughed so hard in my life

"Iโ€™m pretty sure the answer to that is โ€˜I am Groot.โ€™"

A Message to All Boys:

theprincess-bride:

Wearing eyeliner doesnโ€™t make you โ€œgirlyโ€ or โ€œgayโ€ a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesnโ€™t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Donโ€™t let societyโ€™s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went โ€œsmells like assโ€ and the commentator went โ€œcorrectโ€ and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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chilled:

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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WHY IS GUACAMOLE ALWAYS SO EXPENSIVE

joshpeck:

guacamoles are a rare form of moles that are only found in the deep, deep forests of cambodia that is why guacamole is so expensive

elisebrave:

Kristoff: “I could kiss you!”
I love them!<33 Enjoy! *-*

elisebrave:

Kristoff: โ€œI could kiss you!โ€

I love them!<33 Enjoy! *-*

waitinghopingliving:

nonymoose:

STILL not fucking over this guy

chilled:

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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